Are you ready for some football??

Fun things to watch for on the first college football week:

• The opening game next Thursday 6 PM, South Carolina v NC State. Gotta love the ‘Ol Ball Coach.
• Same night 9:15 PM - #16 at #14, Oregon v Boise State. The ugliest uni’s versus the ugliest field.
• Appalachian State versus East Carolina, Saturday 11 AM. Not even televised, but it is a match up of early season Cinderellas from the past couple seasons.
• 11 AM Saturday: Greg Paulus starts at QB for Syracuse. Huge on the unintentional comedy scale. Minnesota at Syracuse.
• 2:30 PM. Georgia plays some little hick-ass school I’ve never heard of….Okie State?
• Same time: Can Notre Dame lose it’s first game, versus Nevada? I’d like to see the odds on this.
• Same time: Michigan versus Western Michigan – Coach Rodriguez is gonna play all three qb’s on the Wolverine’s roster…what has happened to Michigan?
• Same time: Baylor at Wake Forsest – wouldn’t it worry you just a little if you checked the box score on Sunday and Baylor’s freak athlete qb had 3 rushing td’s and a 50 yd passing td?
• 2:40 PM : Mizzou v. Illinois – Illinois is a projected top 10 offense (who is at the top of that list again? Does the team include Dezzie Biz?). See if the Illinois qb, Juice, can run all over the Tigers.
• 6 PM: OU v. BYU at Jerry Jones Dome. Watch BYU’s punter hit the most expensive and largest tv in the world as 100,000 rednecks scream down on the field horrible Mormon slurs.
  
• 6:10 PM: Umass at K State – Snyder is back…did the glory return with him?
• 7 PM: Alabama v. VT, #5 at #7. SEC v. ACC.
• Monday 7PM: Tha U at FSU. Which team will have more players suspended/in jail?